Tragic's Wake

I watched several clips (this highlights clip is the best though, sums it up quite nicely)  from the Republican Debates and it was all just downright laughable. Probably I’m way off base but I think I see where they’re going with their potential candidates. From my seat, it looks like they’re setting it up to hand the nomination to Perry and it’s gonna come down to him and Romney and here’s why:

Romney is a bit less crazy than Perry I suppose, but Ril Amurrikans™ (the ‘Free guns with your Starbucks’ lobby, mind you) won’t vote for the Magic Underpants Mormon™ (-aka- Mittens) so with that line of thought it’ll be enough to overcome the taint of  Nutbag Texas Cowboys™ (Oh say can YOU see?) thus they’ll eventually toss the oh-so-passionate evangelist Perry into the ring against that Godless Moooslem™ Obama and y’all wanna hope that battle lands right side or the whole damn world is doomed.

I mean seriously, even if you don’t think Obama has done anything at all (and you’d have to be fucking bent to truly think that, the info is out there) all the same, do you want to see a wild preacher cowboy running an entire country with the farthest of the far right standing behind him with their torches and pitchforks at the ready? You think they’re only gunning for Gays and minorities? Think again.

They’re coming for you, brother. And your barber, and your dog. Probably even me come to think of it, sure I’m in another country but borders ain’t never stopped those kind of zealots.. You know it and I know it. As it is, my economy is gonna suffer for the “compromise” they claim. FreeDoom for Everyman™ and that’s how they roll. Just wait for it…

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