Tragic's Wake

A weekly digest of twitter posts and links shared. Only straight tweets appear, @replies do not unless they’ve been prefaced with an additional character because for some reason or another I wished for the tweet to either be saved here or appear on my fully public timeline.. So like, yeah. Twitter babble ahead, beware…

• ★NEW POST★ Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-05-14 http://bit.ly/kQpslw #maturecontent #blog #
• http://yfrog.com/gyn2d1j this is what the morning after looks like. Don't try this at home, kids. #
• Tragic's Kingdom Chronicle is out! http://bit.ly/jcmE6j ▸ Top stories today via @klondikebar123 @lisatroy @hailgalvatron @reddave14 #
• If you drink Pepsi, I judge you. I judge you all to hell. #
• Pepsi lovers have no souls, they also kick puppies. #
• Dinner, love LOVE pork & gravy <3 http://yfrog.com/gy7nphjj #
• Tragic's Kingdom Chronicle is out! http://bit.ly/jcmE6j #
• The word "vag" is the second most awesome word for ladybits ever. #
• Because the identical wall is different 6' over? Rogers got their wires through that spot, whassup Aliant? More holes the merrier! #
• FibreOp installed, brain hurts, going back to bed. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FibreOP #
• I'm so bloody cranky.. I've got a bunch of shit to say, no time, no space… Urrghhh… Blog-venting to follow soon… #
• http://bit.ly/lSWVXZ This is the only #rapture I believe in. #
• Tragic's Kingdom Chronicle is out! http://bit.ly/fikYDk ▸ Top stories today via @tyrstag @officeslave6 @inspiredwarrior @aphrodite44 #
• "clammy snatch" "moist mound" "damp dowager" #
• http://yfrog.com/h7dsf1j one of my fave shirts #
• Oh hello pillow, welcome to my head! #
• Dear pre-menstrual migraine; fuck the hell off. kthxbai. #
• Tragic's Kingdom Chronicle is out! http://bit.ly/jcmE6j ▸ Top stories today via @roadhacker @gevalien @therealmissjynx @thecreepingcrud #
• I lost 0 followers cause I am awesome, but if I did I would have known thanks to http://who.unfollowed.me #whounfollowedme #
• ★NEW POST★ Staring into the Madness of Busy http://bit.ly/lkrNNc #maturecontent #blog #
• WTF in this podcast @NikkiSixx is talking about old man crotch-cheese? Ahhhh! OMG LOL! Fucking clowns! smh.. #
• Dear @NikkiSixx : please come have a sleazy cheap affair with me then gtfo before I have to cook shit for you.. P.S I love you, fucker. #
• MOM SMASH! #
• Goodnight melanie, RIP Stealth, my dear friend #
• Melanie V // Stealth Bombshell // Texas Spitfire — March 20, 1978 – April 12, 2011 http://bit.ly/ivNtd6 #
• tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY? http://tumblr.com/xzw2kxecst #
• Senator Tom Coburn demands to know why 'adult baby' is allowed to claim benefits | Mail Online http://bit.ly/m11Djr #
• Tragic's Kingdom Chronicle is out! http://bit.ly/jcmE6j ▸ Top stories today via @wp_products @klondikebar123 @officeslave6 @badbadgirlx #
• Didn't they lock up some housewife for the '82 Tylenol deaths? I was sure American Justice did a show.. Now they think the Unibomber did it. #
• This is my Hello Kitty raincoat. If the rain doesn't screw off–I will be forced to wear it. http://yfrog.com/h3rqikxj #
• Oh, here! Let me help! http://tinyurl.com/y9rzged #
• "Holy crap, undead space monkeys! Mom! Crap! Die monkey boy DIE DIE!!" ~My son, the eloquent speaker. #
• ★NEW POST★ RIP Melanie V. http://bit.ly/mo9wUD #maturecontent #blog #
• So the school nurse told us all yesterday that my city is the most obese city in my whole country. #
• Has anyone even considered industrial toxins here? – Report says region will still lead in cancer deaths http://bit.ly/mHEgDb #
• Because SJ sucks @$$ – Patients being shipped to Halifax http://bit.ly/jL9L0j #
• This Saturday’s Rapture: What You Need To Know http://bit.ly/j7fYZP #
• For posterity: orange. Its coming off shortly, likely to be replaced by bright blue. http://yfrog.com/h08n7gpwj #
• An Encyclopedia of Every Other Awful Thing Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Done – Gawker http://gaw.kr/lw62f9 #
• I'm going to eat a big plate of ham, just that. Ham and nothing else. #
• Yes @FrEaKiShTaUnT YES! And honey too, I was soaking chunks of ham in organic honey yesterday.. I think that's why I want more today lol in reply to FrEaKiShTaUnT #
• Pejazzling: Now You Can Vajazzle Your Penis – Gawker http://gaw.kr/mFQjBH #
• YouTube – Sweeney Todd – A Little Priest http://bit.ly/knjFY9 #
• Friends don't let friends drink Tim Horton's. #
• Ya see @saynine? The wonderful advantage to having no colon: I can never be stolen and made into a caterpillar! in reply to saynine #
• http://yfrog.com/h4w8i6j are youuuu flirtin' with little ole meeee? ;-P #
• I want it to be nice out tomorrow because I want to wear a short dress and leave my jacket at home.. I'm gonna shave my legs for luck. #
• Hey @mattdohertyQdot : Tories are malodorous and their mothers dress them humorously. #
• Tragic's Kingdom Chronicle is out! http://bit.ly/jcmE6j ▸ Top stories today via @lottanawty @gevalien @mattdohertyqdot @tednh @mcinmn #
• Photo: ~I want this SO bad. http://tumblr.com/xzw2lmflc7 #
• http://yfrog.com/h8tg64j its been a long day so far, can ya tell? SO happy to be home <3 #
• breast perspective …. http://yfrog.com/gy4bnvij #
• 5+5 = 5 sexy new scarves & 5 hot new nail polishes! Woohoo! http://yfrog.com/h37d6uovj #
• So all of these hot colours and black crackle to go on top, what y'all think? http://yfrog.com/h73uhwfpj #
• I just tried the black crackle over the neon orange and omg its hot! http://yfrog.com/gy5uaqwj #
• Oh hell to the no. I did NOT just receive a text: "I love u & forgive u. I'm sorry that jesus prolly don't. I'll miss u." Fuck YOU #rapture #
• So TWysted is taking me to McA tomorrow for groceries, I'm not going boozing this weekend, I'm likely gonna sleep through "rapture".. #
• …and I'm gonna paint my toenails fluorescent fucking green <3 #
• http://yfrog.com/h43f33j sexytime with my java-lova <3 #
• Here's a closeup of the ink on my left cheek @tattz_ http://yfrog.com/h0jm1zdtj #
• Ooooh and that really hot "bordeaux" lipstick I love so much? Restocked! W00t! http://yfrog.com/gzqausbj #
• "First, you try to fuck it. Then, you try to eat it. If it hasn't learned your name, you'd better kill it before they see it.." #
• it's been raining here for WEEKS and @MeiQingTing is torturing me with her nice fucking sunshine! She's the meanest EVER! rofl! #
• Do I make more java, or no? TWsyted won't be taking my fat ass out east until mid-late afternoon.. #
• *crackle* http://yfrog.com/h8e8ithj #
• Photo: http://tumblr.com/xzw2m07ohn #
• They're both beautiful but at my age: do I want an ageing rock star or a fat pirate? I'm sorry Nikki but Johnny wins this round ♥ #
• Mood music: http://youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g #

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