Tragic's Wake

A weekly digest of twitter posts and links shared. Only straight tweets appear, @replies do not unless they’ve been prefaced with an additional character because for some reason or another I wished for the tweet to either be saved here or appear on my fully public timeline.. So like, yeah. Twitter babble ahead, beware…

• ★NEW POST★ Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-04-02 http://bit.ly/hUBrkw #blog #life #woman #
• I *am* awake but I’m pointless as yet.. Mocha Mudslide java coming right up .. Stay tuned for further updates ;-P #
• The advantages to having Bob? My bathroom is being renovated today.. #
• Pink today. http://twitpic.com/4g3w59 #
• Tiered response: a drunk across the street fell out of his chair now there’s ambulances and firetrucks everywhere. #
• “You’re 35 & you listen to punk?” Punk & I grew up together, call me when Michael Buble does something with balls, you old codger. #
• Because it’s that kinda day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fheYx_ZPU18 #
• Epicute: Sending Love to Japan – Must Have Cute – Cute Kawaii Stuff http://chzb.gr/hWI8eV #
• I didn’t clean up the edges yet but it looks ok. http://twitpic.com/4g4g20 #
• Indeed! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h-hvebnsZU #
• Plans target Saint John’s surgical waits – New Brunswick – CBC News http://bit.ly/dLo2T1 #
• via @wonkette: Does Sexist Phucktard Elephant Killer Have Your Web Domain? http://bit.ly/hKD5Rf support elephants; choose @namecheap #
• Namecheap.com rocks #ncrocks – give it a try! http://t.co/1zUi78D – Enter for a chance to win $5000! http://t.co/EuOy8o6 #
• Household Income Short of $68K? Welcome To the New Poverty http://bit.ly/g9flzZ #
• retard [rɪˈtɑːd]
  vb
  (tr) to delay or slow down (the progress, speed, or development) of (something) #
• ★NEW POST★ Mmm… Shower. http://bit.ly/gWvMnq #maturecontent #blog #
• bacon flavoured gatorade. Oh fuck yes. #
• Such a large portion of twitter has become so reactionary & defensive over so much BS that I srsly might just drop this accnt & start anew. #
• I don’t have the patience or care for the drama. Like I almost want to just unfollow anyone who is here for anything more than blah chatter. #
• Hashtags, politics, activism, fights, drama: they all DO belong here but I feel I should drop out of those & just join chatter circles. #
• That or drop twitter completely, it’s just become a blur of rage lately, everyone acts like their entire lives/careers depending upon it.. #
• .@woodgeekjoe thank you, Sir. I’m glad I found that light at the end of the tunnel & I’m sure glad it led back to the land of the living in reply to woodgeekjoe #
• This: @shawnamatthews is my sister, my real one, poor thing has had to put up with me for years.. I feel for her, I’m a handful. in reply to shawnamatthews #
• So @Kylearyn got me a $20 DSi card and some bacon.. He totally deserves some grown-up style mush, doncha think? #
• Health care top Atlantic Canada issue: poll – Nova Scotia – CBC News http://bit.ly/hQhqzj #
• OK kids, mama’s busy now, laterz ~xo http://twitpic.com/4ga1xp #
• Good day to you all http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQcNiD0Z3MU #
• Brave Patriot Complains To Wonkette Re: ‘blacks, mexicans, whit trash’ http://bit.ly/eRPx47 <–oh gods gross.. RWNJ *sigh* #
• *shakes fist angrily* GET OFF MY LAWN!! #
• There is NEVER enough bacon. #
• The legend lives on! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OayX7B6jZ68 #WWE yusssssssss *fist pump* #
• ★NEW POST★ STUPID SERVER 19! http://bit.ly/hBJdQz #maturecontent #blog #
• #fact I can never look at you the same again once I know you support Canada’s Conservatives. You’re voting me & my family to the shed. #
• Welcoming my niece @toxxicbitch to twitter. This chick is the reason I keep hauling my old ass to St G, she doesn’t know yet she’s my clone. #
• OMG @toxxicbitch I totally LOVE that Toxxic pic! You look fucking fabulous! in reply to toxxicbitch #
• LOL indeed @shawnamatthews my clone @toxxicbitch -aka- your daughter.. What have we wrought on an innocent unsuspecting world? Mwa-ha-ha! in reply to shawnamatthews #
• also: omg I am so SO tired. I need a nap, stat. #
• Well, ice and snow are gone and I see that Bacchus has awakened.. Salut bros; ride hard; touch the sun.. #
• Dear BlackBerry; there’s no blood soaked axe wielding smiley for BBM; I am disappoint. #
• Ha @saynine! I was once accused of being a sock puppet of myself, it was complicated but I masturbated and got past it ;-P in reply to saynine #
• I’M GOING TO BED! And apparently yelling about it. *shrugs* meh, y’all are used to my idiocy.. laterz ~xo #
• I had a migraine today, puked 9X and still got my boy dressed and off to preschool on time and then back home. I’m awesome. #
• These f*king bars are terrible but I can’t stop eating them. http://twitpic.com/4hczff #
• When I got really sick–we threw away my scale, I have no idea how much I weigh now but I’m finally gaining some back, slowly.. #
• Also @twitter this is gross! I want ‘new’ twitter back :’-( pretty please? #sadface #
• I’m so SO bloody burnt right now, just beyond drained dry.. http://twitpic.com/4hei0g #
• I had a fat sandwich with cheddar, gobs of real mayo glopped on, roast deli chicken and a pile of tomatoes.. omg it was goooood… #
• Tomorrow I plan to have bacon for breakfast, lunch and dinner.. If I could brew it in my coffee, I totally would. #
• RT @allan1850 @GrrlTragic Also tomorrow I will have a bacon s’more and think of you. <—Oooooohhhhh!!! *swoons* I die <3 in reply to allan1850 #
• Light Roast Flavored Coffee – Maple Bacon Morning Coffee http://bit.ly/ffBnbQ #
• I should go to bed but I know I’ll just go lie down, kill the lights and play with my DSi under the blankets.. #
• …either that or I’ll start blogging and fussing with my BlackBerry and that gets us absofuckadilly nowhere :-/ *sigh* #
• . @truejuggalo73 LOL! Sadly my DSi is about the only bedroom action I’ll be seeing for at least another 6 weeks, haha!! Gods bless DLC <3 in reply to truejuggalo73 #
• I will have SEX relations again, no BONE about that, and I will go back to regaling you with unwarranted GRAPHIC updates, like olden days <3 #
• Also: I bought control undies today that *almost* make me feel like a hot bitch again.. That’s a start, right? Now I should shave some shit. #
• I LOOK LIKE A WOOKIE!!! …and smell like Charlie Sheen most likely.. *wrinkles nose* #
• What I really need is a completely anon blog where nobody knows who I am and nobody can judge me and nobody I know can ever read it. #
• …and now that I’ve said that: ( http://bit.ly/f3oNWz ) there’ll be paranoia and pandelerium in some circles.. #
• Incorporate My Uterus | A Project of the ACLU-Florida http://bit.ly/hxIyYN #
• Without bacon: nothing is worth anything. BRB. #
• I haven’t felt this depressed in ten yrs. Don’t ask why, it’s f*king stupid, as always. No, it really has nothing to do w/my recent surgery. #
• ALSO: dear friends of jesus, you can’t save me so please stop bloody well trying, just let me be myself and stfu. thx, bye. #
• Another student barred from Conservative Party rally – thestar.com http://bit.ly/eFAuoa #
• “I crossed my heart & hoped to die but the needle was already in my eye & all the world’s weight was on my back & I don’t even know why..” #
• “… And what I used to think was me; is just a fading memory. I looked him straight in the eye and said goodbye. I was up above it..” #
• ” .. Now I’m down in it.” #
• Effing wind. http://twitpic.com/4hz67a #
• Race ya home? http://twitpic.com/4i03eo #
• .@maxlagos I’m up 5lbs, its a start in reply to maxlagos #
• This under*thing is like f*king magic <3 http://twitpic.com/4i0f3z #
• New flavour (for me anyhow) thanks @javamoosecoffee you’re my hero <3 http://twitpic.com/4i0lgu #
• Also: homemade bacon clam chowder for supper kids.. Mmmm…. #
• Eventually, this will actually become a pot of my infamous bacon/clam chowder. http://twitpic.com/4i1iam #
• 75-Year-Old Woman Cuts Entire Country Off from the Internet http://gaw.kr/fD9hil #
• Mmmm… I’m gonna eat until I bust <3 http://twitpic.com/4i1ylx #
• Quick, what am I thinking? http://twitpic.com/4i2x5w #
• The LDG Daily is out! http://bit.ly/fikYDk ▸ Top stories today via @vaginacology @pamslove @stacerex @fatz_galore @onestoppoetry #
• #ff @maxlagos bc he’s Canadian, sexy, smart, creative, and he will meet you for coffee–I just haven’t gotten out his way yet.. in reply to maxlagos #
• #ff @saynine bc whether you love him or hate him; you never know what obscene, inappropriate and delightful deviance he’ll commit next! NSFW in reply to saynine #
• #ff @Johnbradley1 bc he’s a writer dude, he’s obviously brilliant, and he’s a fellow member of the Crohn’s Mafia.. We comin’ for you, yo! in reply to Johnbradley1 #
• (1of2) So an (unnamed) US friend wrote to me today, gist being: ” OMG my govt is maybe gonna shut down, what will we DO? OMG PANIC?!?!?!” #
• (2of2) annnd that means … ? …*shrugs* So I’m all like “Same thing I’m doing right now while MY govt IS shut down.. d’uh. Sit and wait” #
• See I love you Americans, to utter distraction, but you are NOT the only country on the planet and certainly not the ONLY one with problems. #
• #flavouroftheday creme brule, bitches. #mmm #java #
• There’s a man in my tub with big loud vibrating things. If he finishes soon; I can get sopping wet *he’s installing my shower, pervs. #
• #ff @RatBoyForever bc he’s creepy and awful and fabulous, I’d get drunk with him in a filthy alley any time. #truestory in reply to RatBoyForever #
• #ff @drinkmoxie bc he’s such a caring, kind and loving person. He’s the kind of dude I’d invite to all of my secret pinkie-swear sleepovers. in reply to drinkmoxie #
• #ff @SudsMuffin bc he’s local, he makes awesome bath/toiletry stuff and he’s the reason I smell so goddamn sexy all the time. #localhotties #
• So in a bit, I’m going to go out in the sunshine and make my way to the City Market for a fresh supply of java beans & camaraderie.. #
• But not right away.. I need a snack first, also clothes would help.. and maybe shoes. #
• .@pagankelly I am vague but alive sorry I killed off my fb stuff, I thought I was a goner & I fucking hate ‘memorial’ pages ;-P in reply to pagankelly #
• Cutting kids off web not an answer – researcher http://bit.ly/hOpxlW #
• I don’t even know what to wear!!! #
• Shock poll: 46% of Mississippi Republicans think interracial marriage should be illegal | The Raw Story http://bit.ly/h5kt57 #
• I’m not sad when talented singers get booted off Idol–the winners seldom get anywhere, 2nd, 3rd, 4th best singers amost always succeed. #
• Basically: you win Idol and your career is over before it started. Ggo on to be seen, if you’re good the fans will take care of the rest. #
• Also, it’s American Idol: it sucked donkey balls to begin with. Did you expect more from yet another “reality” BS TV show? #
• Dear jez commenters: YOU are the reason women hate to call themselves feminists. You’re mostly all horrible judgmental pretentious c**ts. #
• You’re so vain, I know you think this tweet is about you.. #
• I’d like some bacon wrapped bacon, smothered in bacon sauce, with a side order of bacon and some bacon on the side too. Oh, and “please!” #
• New jacket: a wicked gift from a friend <3 #HelloKitty W00t! http://twitpic.com/4ihb23 #
• ★NEW POST★ In Bed, Futzin’ http://bit.ly/fq4DZP #maturecontent #blog #

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