Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-12
A weekly digest of twitter posts and links shared. Only straight tweets appear, @replies do not unless they’ve been prefaced with an additional character because for some reason or another I wished for the tweet to either be saved here or appear on my fully public timeline.. So like, yeah. Twitter babble ahead, beware…
- I am the walrus. Koo koo ka choo. #
- …And with that: I didn’t nap today, I’m the walking dead. Gonna go lie in bed in my undies & watch old CSI DVDs, as usual. Friday woohoo! #
- My sister is tweet-virgin, may I introduce my little big sis @shawnamatthews -be gentle, she’s a pretty princess lolol! Love ya Shawna <3 #
- Ok. I love y’all but the @kylearyn monster is getting impatient. I’ll come back and molest y’all later ;-P ~xo #
- ★NEW POST★ Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-05 http://bit.ly/g4S0YL #blog #life #woman #
- Couldn’t resist this, I had to <3 http://twitpic.com/46k1v9 #
- Incidentally, I have a ridiculous fever, I’m more than a bit out of touch and I’m hiding out in Pet Society because its Wonderland Week. #
- I’m 35 and I found my 1st grey pube!! This is why I shave *scowls & plucks* #
- I fucking hate power blackouts. My kid becomes a rambling psychotic spinning top and my cat thinks its the End Times. #
- Briefly considered tweeting questions for SJNB locals regarding the power outage but last time I got cunty replies from local fuckwits. #
- I try to avoid associating w/any locals that aren’t somehow related to me or someone I love. Most SJers are hateful sanctimonious dicks. #
- SJEnergy #fail your site hasn’t been updated since Dec ’10 #livelifeuptown Ha! Hahaha! http://twitpic.com/471uyf #
- SJRH needs to get their shit together. The admin is a mess. Region 2 Hospital Corp is the worst thing that ever happened to NB health care. #
- Phil Zuckerman: Why Evangelicals Hate Jesus http://huff.to/f2vG1T #
- Dear Crohn’s patients who aren’t that bad yet: please don’t negate or belittle those of us who are. One day; you’ll understand. #
- I’m so sick of people who have mild Crohn’s/IBD acting disbelieving, scandalized and hateful when they hear how bad some of us have it. #
- OK, maybe YOU don’t have cramps & blood all day, maybe YOU can get some sleep, maybe YOU can eat a meal, maybe YOU don’t crap you pants. #
- But just because YOUR disease isn’t that bad yet doesn’t mean that other worse patients are being babies. You’re an idiot if you think so. #
- When YOUR disease gets to that level; I’ll wipe the sweat from your brow & the tears from your cheeks and I will understand AND forgive you. #
- This is why I don’t join support groups or hang with other sickies. Other sickies are meaner & less understanding that most normies. #
- I encountered a Crohnie who was devastated that her Crohn’s makes her fart, no other symptoms, just gas. Her life was over.. Really, really? #
- In any case; my daughter’s artsy senses are tingling! She’s gonna help me design & stitch soft-corsets & bands so I’ll look like a rockstar! #
- We have ideas for flesh toned spandex bases w/over layers of elaborate lace & corset stitching so it looks like sexy skivvies under my tops! #
- Bottom line: having an ostomy is NOT going to end my life. Having an ostomy is going to give me my life BACK. #
- This woman: http://uncoverostomy.com/ she is my absolute inspiration. When I discovered her & @weneedideas; I cried like a baby. #
- Canada’s PM: The Nation Is Me | Crooks and Liars http://bit.ly/easQnl <– See? My govt is going to Republican hell too! #
- People who excessively point out excessive misuses of the word “literally” are far more anal than the original offenders. Literally. #
- ★NEW POST★ Rainy Days and Mondays.. http://bit.ly/euab6b #blog #life #woman #
- So its all set. We’re having a family day Sunday. My sister @shawnamatthews and the whole clan are coming to a sleepover before my surgery! #
- My best grrl is in the hospital for unexpected circumstances, I would ask that any of y’all who meditate could send some good mojo our way. #
- She’s gonna be ok but tonight is key to her recovery. We’re praying that infection doesn’t set in & she’s released swiftly. #
- She had an ovarian cyst rupture very early this AM. It was very large & she’s in a lot of pain. She’s currently medicated & resting. #
- So I’m off again. Plans are: hot bath, meds, tea, CSI reruns and warm gentle snuggles. Its been a rough week and its only just begun. #
- My bath was awesome; I didn’t cut myself once! Soo that better not be the only highlight of my week, are you listening Fates? #
- Oh lol @TuckerMaxine! You’re rockin’ my timeline tonight grrrrrl! W00t! #
- [geek mode initiated -- begin play] I have a silly fangrrl idea that may help with my stress and my creativity. #
- I’m thinking of creating a blog by/about the little critter I play with in my fave online game. Yes, dorky it is. A fan blog of sorts. #
- Its absolutely not an original idea; thousands of folks have done it. Each one is unique though, even for same games. #
- I’m not making it part of my regular blog though, that would irritate the shit out of my readers lol! But I think its a fun project. #
- I made this tonight, its my pet (Spiff) and my husband’s pet (Lucky) #PetSociety http://twitpic.com/47q8ul #
- ‘Things are out of control’ http://bit.ly/elKgxH <–my local hospital & why I’m scared to death to have my life saving surgery there. #
- Spiff Loves Lucky http://bit.ly/i1zUNn –I made a little fan blog for my #PetSociety pet <3 #
- My TGrrl is going home. cyst fully drained & f*ked right the f*k off. No sign of infection but she needs minor surgery to remove the shell. #
- I need to thank the internet & its freedom to let anyone publish their thoughts for the world to see. I used to think Chuck Norris was cool. #
- Because of the net; I now see what a RWNJ Norris really is and now I feel like a big douche for ever liking him. I’m humbled and apologetic. #
- You know its been a bad week when you discover that your BlackBerry is tear stained as bad as your pillow. #
- So I’m home from pre-op assessment. It in itself was quite exhausting, actually. #
- ★NEW POST★ Marked for Life http://bit.ly/fNNQ5N #blog #life #woman #
- Anonymous comments: Why we need to get rid of them once and for all. – By Farhad Manjoo – Slate Magazine http://slate.me/glikYM #
- HA! You go Miley! Smack them paps! I’m totally 100% in your camp <3 #
- I’ve barely been up a few hours but I need to nap again.. Gods I’m a mess these days.. #







Just saw the pic on Twitter. You’ve got color, all right. And it’s a beautiful sight.
Tragic Reply:
March 25th, 2011 at 1:45 AM
I know, I can’t get over it! It was immediate, and just.. Ya know?
Despite its color, I think the soup looks more appetizing than the stew. That stew looks like recycled food that someone else ate first.
Tragic Reply:
March 25th, 2011 at 1:42 AM
I bought the chicken soup at the cafeteria, the beef stew gunk was patient food. Wait’ll you hear my recovery secret, no lie: if I had eaten that crap on my trays? I might well be in here another week and more. I’ll explain later
PANCAKE! *mad pounce hugs* I made it baby! Now its your turn ~xo git’er done!